Top 10 list: worst celeb baby names - Can you believe someone is running around with the name Tu Morrow?? Talk about messing up your kid for life! If you don't know already, I'm naming my kid Justin if I ever have a boy... unless my husband's last name is Time or something weird like that. Don't want the kid to get beat up.

I finally caught up on a lot of TV last weekend. I watched the Oprah from last Thursday with the Shrek 2 cast... the whole time Cameron Diaz was on, I was muttering "luckiest girl in the world" (Dante didn't appreciate that - he said, "You've got me and she has a Timber-worm" and I corrected him - "It's Timber-snake"). I love my clear skin (thank you Accutane) but I'll take her acne anyday if it came with Justin Timberlake and the $10 million Shrek 2 paycheck for a week's work. Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas and Julie Andrews were also on. At one point Oprah asked Melanie Griffith about her nickname for Antonio and she says, "my very large Spanish cat" and while the audience reacted and Antonio looked embarassed, Mike Myers was telling his wife (who was sitting next to Melanie), "Honey, say something nice about me! Say something nice about me!" He just seems so fun to be around but that could just be his public persona... Shrek 2 looks good though - if I can find someone who wants to see it, I'll go. Maybe I'll drag my 12 year old niece to see it. That's the benefit of nieces and nephews, they're up for going anywhere.

I also added Chappelle's Show to my TiVo season passes because the season has ended for most of the shows I watch. Dave Chappelle's stuff is soooooo offensive but soooooo hilarious. My favorite skit so far has been The Racial Draft - blacks picked Tiger Woods #1, Jews drafted Lenny Kravitz #2, Latinos - Elian Gonzalez #3, Whites wanted Colin Powell but since he isn't white, the blacks made them take Condoleeza Rice too and the Asians drafted the Wu Tang Clan #5.

Why do I always feel like I'm getting jipped?? And I'm never on the other side of any jipping! I paid $1200 this month for my apartment (I usually pay $600) because we were waiting for the manager to approve my new roommate before she moved in and the manager was gone from April 28 to May 4 so he didn't get back to us until May 7th. My roommate had already paid rent on her current place so she wasn't planning on moving in until June 1st and that makes me responsible for the entire rent this month. Since I doled out the $1200 I thought I'd be able to have the apartment to myself this month, that I would be able to walk around in my underwear IF I wanted to, etc. My old roommate still had some stuff at the apartment the first week of this month. I gave my new roommate the key to the apartment last week because she gave me the security deposit (which I had pre-paid to that lying, stealing roommate the end of last month to get her out) and now my new roommate and her gf have been over at the apartment the last 4 days painting, etc. I guess just wanted another week to myself but oh well... I'm too much of a wimp to say anything and it's not that big of a deal. I just feel jipped as usual.

I have a million more things to post but right now I'm just feeling irritated. 1) Does anyone honestly think someone else would be interested in listening to their bullshit ALL DAY? 2) If you're gonna talk all day, TALK!! Don't mumble - thats more irritating!