Ok I gotta update one more time before I get off work because Eileen and I chat so much during work and its kinda funny so we need to keep track of all this stuff for our sitcom idea... we've already lost so much valuable material by not recording it in some way or other.

We were talking about how our assistant is off on his honeymoon in Hawaii and he'd be back in the office tomorrow... She asks me, "How many times do you think they did it?" EW EW EW too gross to think about. Our assistant is this guy from Bosnia who grew up in Israel and came here for college - he doesn't really "get it" (by "get it" I mean understand stuff people who grew up here understand) and, to quote Eileen, "he looks like the big V." I tell Mike this and Mike asks "Is she hot?" (the wife) and I reply, "We don't know, but we know he's not!" Man, we're so mean! This is the Seinfeld influence in our life!