NBA Suspends Malone for Elbowing Nash - I've gone from hating this guy for the past 11 years to loving and defending him... but seriously, that "elbow" he threw was just his regular game, I don't know why they made a big deal out of it. And the worst thing is, the game he is gonna be suspended for is Sunday, against UTAH! His former team. At least let the man play (and BEAT) his former team!!

I was just getting better from my cold recently, but I feel worse tonight. Stupid Dante was making me laugh so hard, I used all my energy and now my throat is sore again. We were listening to the radio in the car and because we watch way too much MTV Jams (the ONLY "Music TeleVision" channel that actually plays freakin music videos), he was lip-syncing along to the songs and acting out what the singers in the videos do... No Doubt's It's My Life - he was doing the Gwen Stefani thing, crying to the cameras and all. Jessica Simpson's With You - trying to act all cute for the camera; there's a part where she's just lying on the floor singing so he sinks down in his seat to where he's lying on it, lip syncing and swinging his legs back and forth every once in a while. Argh, I feel all light headed from laughing so much.

Tonight's What Not to Wear... they're making over an actor/director who wears way too much high school, college shirts; tank tops that show too much of his armpits; sporty clothes even though he doesn't play sports, etc. He even surprises the hosts with a Wonder Woman outfit when they open the fitting room door to critique him. Stacy and Clinton throw all these things out and send him out shopping so he goes to FCUK and buys all these shirts that say FCUK High School, FCUK University, Inter-course Activities FCUK Polytechnic... he did clean up nice though.