Justin Guarini cut the hair!! Sideshow Bob is officially dead. :(

In other news - is this really news?? "Idol" judge Simon Cowell denies obscene gesture. Don't people from other countries not think it's a big deal what finger you just happen to be sticking up? People just need to R-E-L-A-X! In Chinese restaurants when someone is pouring tea, I notice that the recipient taps their middle finger on the table until it's time to stop. (Isn't it pretty obvious when you should stop if you're pouring the tea into those little cups though?)