Rob Sneider beat the South Park guys to it.

I'm so upset Desperado Asian guy (Jeffrey Dingle) was cut last night on American Idol... I want to know what he did/didn't do to get cut. He couldn't have done anything worse than that hot tub/model girl (Lisa)and she wasn't cut. The people that forgot their lines weren't cut. I'll pause for a moment - my friends aren't used to me defending Asian guys... it's rare, like the times I tell them I went to the gym. He was the only one I really really liked from watching the audition shows. Hearing Simon say his name was just a bonus. I liked the blond guy Alan too (just off looks) but yesterday, all that love came to a halt. He's a freakin idiot... "if you take the MERI out of American and move the L from Idol up, you get ALAN! It's fate, it freaked me out too." This is almost as good as the guy from the auditions who sang ok but then when Simon asked him why he wanted to be the American Idol, he said, "because I want to make people happy." Then Simon asked him what he would do with a million dollars and he said, "I'd give $100,000 to charity. Then I'd set aside $2,000 in investments and make it grow. Then I'd give some more to charity." At this point, Simon was like, "Ok, thank you, good bye." Heeeeeeeeehee!! What a crock of bullshit. Serves him right.

I don't think I can deal with watching 24 over an entire season. The last 2 seasons I watched off the DVDs so I didn't have to wait for the next episode and it stopped me from reading spoilers. I couldn't help myself today... I won't tell you whats going to happen but I'll tell you this - IT'S GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!