Eileen forwarded this to me:

Five Secrets to the Perfect Relationship

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man is good in bed and loves making love to you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

I think Dante fits #2 only... except he makes me cry more than he makes me laugh.