TOP TEN REASONS WHY I SHOULD BE HAPPY DANTE MOVED OUT:

10. Save money on toilet paper - he uses half a roll everytime he goes to the bathroom. Save money on groceries too. Also save time and money on laundry.
9. No more listening to neighbors complain about anything and everything he does. He is a pain in the ass to a lot of people though.
8. No more trying to watch TV while someone is chatting on the phone. I can watch my sitcoms or reality shows or war coverage in peace. No more fighting for phone time either. No more fighting for computer time - its all me baby!
7. No girls calling every 10 minutes asking for him - actually it was this one pathetic girl he met online who calls him every night, every 10 minutes and if I pick up the phone and say he's not here, she'll wait a whole 30 minutes before calling again. He doesn't want to talk to her either, even when he was home. The magic of Caller ID - I think she thinks when we don't pick up the phone, we don't know who called and how many times.
6. More room in bed - I can sleep in any direction I feel like. More room in the closets and the drawers and the room is cleaner. And, my carpet doesn't serve as a napkin anymore.
5. I don't ever have to see that gross neighbor downstairs anymore. I don't have to smell his stinky body odor in the apartment anymore. Idiot also smokes marijuana too and you know that stinks.
4. No more listening to a bunch of bullshit promises I know are lies anyway - Oh wait, I still have to... and I get more of that than when he lived with me.
3. I can start surrounding myself with intelligent people again. No more dealing with Dante and the low-class people he chooses to associate with. I want to hang out with more people with the same background as me (college educated), who can also understand Conan O'Brien and Dennis Miller jokes, who have seen every episode of Seinfeld and who knows a little about politics, etc. Bring it on!
2. I needed to get over it sometime anyway. It wasn't ever going to work out and this way he's out of my life completely. I'm 100% single instead of 50% single. First move - Thomas, the apartment manager! :)
1. I can stop having to act like a mother to an unappreciative and irresponsible kid. Dude, there's a reason you're still unemployed!

I don't know if I mean everything on the list. I'm just trying to get it in my head that I'm better off not living with Dante.