bananame69: overslept today
bananame69: well, i did wake up on time
bananame69: but i went back to sleep
bananame69: i'm glad i did tho
bananame69: cuz i had the most wonderful dream during my second sleep
bananame69: i don't remember it, but i woke up feeling good even though i had to go to work
Lucyla8: it wasnt justin guarini was it??
Lucyla8: hehee
bananame69: i said it was a good dream
bananame69: i'm not a fan of his to your degree
bananame69: all i remember was it involved me hanging out w/ friends
bananame69: tho i don't remember which friends i was with
bananame69: man, Passions is on right now.
bananame69: they are talking about the same things they were last week
bananame69: nothing has changed
bananame69: when i get my own country, i'm gonna outlaw inner monologues and rhetorical questions in tv shows
Lucyla8: totally
Lucyla8: its just passions though
Lucyla8: passions and days are the worst worst soaps - the funniest ones
bananame69: i haven't laughed yet
Lucyla8: laugh cause its SAD
Lucyla8: you're laughing now arent you
bananame69: and by sad you mean shitty, right?
bananame69: now i'm laughing
bananame69: they should get rid of the dialogue
bananame69: and the old and the fat hags
bananame69: and the guys
bananame69: just leave on the hotties
bananame69: that's a real show
Lucyla8: heehee
bananame69: you know what else they should get rid of?
bananame69: shirts
Lucyla8: heehee... some of those girls are way annoying though
bananame69: that's why you get rid of dialogue
bananame69: and some of them should probably wear paper bags on their head
bananame69: ONLY paper bags on their head

Watching the Daytime Emmys last week made me realize how ridiculous Days and Passions are... those other soaps take it too serious though - there are real emotions and real ACTING involved!! I used to watch All My Children (for Kelly Ripa's husband - Mark Consuelos) and I don't ever remember them having inner dialogues, etc... a sign of real writers! The storylines have moved on a little bit on Days but Passions is horrible - the guy Antonio has had this terminal illness (he can die any moment now) for over a YEAR!!! Die already so Sheridan and Luis can get together dammit. And Sheridan and Luis have been planning on telling Antonio about their relationship for over a year now! Stupid annoying Theresa has been in love with Ethan since the soap started - she stalked him, befriended him, got him, then slept with his dad Julian, married Julian, had Julian's baby... Ethan went back to his ex-girlfriend Gwen because she's pregnant with his baby and Theresa is still trying to get Ethan back. Give it up girlie! You're his stepmom!! Oh wait, Julian isn't really Ethan's dad but he thought he was and thats a whole other can of worms. Don't get me started on Whitney and Chad... they're in love and they've made love... too bad the show is hinting that Chad is Whitney's half brother (he doesn't know who his parents are so he came into town to find out and Whitney's mom Eve thought that the secret illegitimate kid she had with Julian died at birth). Wow - why do I know all this crap??